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I turned 20 yesterday. Fucking twenty and it was less depressing than I thought. At midnight the gay American waiter served me a chocolate cake with a candle on it, I blew it out and almost forgot to make a wish. Getting old is no fun, it’s just something that happens to you and you have to deal with it. And that’s what I do. I’m not so much into birthdays these days, I mean you basically celebrate the fact that you were born which is more an irreversible truth than some obscure miracle. But we’re all materialistic cunts who love being the centre of attention and that’s why we love birthdays. Fair enough.